What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.