What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.