What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!