What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!