Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called?

The Gazpacho

What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer?

A dictator ship.