Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Choc Jokes More Choc Jokes

Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ?

Chocs away !

What is the Islamic State's favourite frozen dessert?

Choc ISIS :D

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Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

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Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.