What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.