What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish