What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.