What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.