What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures