Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get