What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.