Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan