Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!