Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell