Conversation Jokes

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.