Conversation Jokes

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Extrovert Jokes More Extrovert Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

What do /r/jokes and the human centipede have in common?

They both recycle.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes