Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!