Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.