Because little boys can't get pregnant.
It pokes holes in condoms.
A fake name
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Protestants have sects.
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Everywhere.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
They both came in a little behind.
He was second to Nun.
