Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Earwig Jokes More Earwig Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !