What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!