What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.