What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide