Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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