Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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Rodney King Pinatas

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.