Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.