Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke