What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.