What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.