What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."