What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.