What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.