What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.