What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.