Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?