Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!