What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola