Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs