Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand?

Kawasakey

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground