Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

What is blue and does not fit?

A dead epileptic.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.