What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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This is a bomb in a bull.

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I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

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He thought they said internet camp

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.