What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Nicki Minaj Jokes More Nicki Minaj Jokes

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

Wig Jokes More Wig Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name