Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
The NoDinar
A naughty strawberry
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
I'd autotune him out. :)
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
Alien vs. Predator
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Because he didn't want toupee.
