What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"