What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What's this song?

Me: Awful.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.