What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.