What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.