What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.