What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose