How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?

Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!