What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."