Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven