How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.