Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he had a membership.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
They go on peck-nics !
A disobedient slave.
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Corpell tunnel syndrome
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
They cut a head
It's only a weem away.
Player: I finished it in three days !
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
It was the first to Sago.
A palm tree
Have a pigjama party!
Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays
