Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.