Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome