Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !