Corpell tunnel syndrome
By spending a large fortune.
James Bonding bah dun tss
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.