What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.