How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"