How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.