What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!