What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !