What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it