What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.