How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA