How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.