How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.