They are both controlled by little green men.
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I think we should start seeing other sheeple."
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
We may never know the truth.
Occam's razor
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
I've never had a lintel on my chest.
The egg gets laid!
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
How many did it take last year
To get to the other side
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
9/11
Because they won't believe it.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
