Sore Throat Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!