How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.