How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!