Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.