Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'