What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!