What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.