Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Wight Jokes More Wight Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights