What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y