Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!