What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!