What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!